Crafty Nightmares aka The moment Geek+Nerd crossed the thresh-hold into crafty insanity

Last night...I had a crafty NIGHTMARE!

I did! It was so weird, that I just have to share it with you...

I dreamt that I had this bus...



And I was like a traveling saleslady crafty gypsy. The inside of my bus was tricked out a la Dottie Angel , lots of doilies and fabrics and craft projects in the works.

I stopped at a rest stop, and suddenly there is this crazy old lady in my bus!



And she was trying to steal my apron!

And I was like "Hey crazy old lady, that's not yours."

And she said "It is too mine."

And I said, "That can't be, I made it!"

Then an old man came on the bus, and said, "Sorry about her, she's a kleptomaniac." He made the old woman put back the apron, and I watched them walk away. Suddenly crazy old lady turns around and she's got handfuls of my craft stuff, aprons and what not, and is cackling and running away from me.

Then I woke up.

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? Thoughts? Anyone? Bueller?