Crafty Nightmares aka The moment Geek+Nerd crossed the thresh-hold into crafty insanity
Last night...I had a crafty NIGHTMARE!
I did! It was so weird, that I just have to share it with you...
I dreamt that I had this bus...
And I was like a traveling saleslady crafty gypsy. The inside of my bus was tricked out a la Dottie Angel , lots of doilies and fabrics and craft projects in the works.
I stopped at a rest stop, and suddenly there is this crazy old lady in my bus!
And she was trying to steal my apron!
And I was like "Hey crazy old lady, that's not yours."
And she said "It is too mine."
And I said, "That can't be, I made it!"
Then an old man came on the bus, and said, "Sorry about her, she's a kleptomaniac." He made the old woman put back the apron, and I watched them walk away. Suddenly crazy old lady turns around and she's got handfuls of my craft stuff, aprons and what not, and is cackling and running away from me.
Then I woke up.
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? Thoughts? Anyone? Bueller?
I did! It was so weird, that I just have to share it with you...
I dreamt that I had this bus...
And I was like a traveling saleslady crafty gypsy. The inside of my bus was tricked out a la Dottie Angel , lots of doilies and fabrics and craft projects in the works.
I stopped at a rest stop, and suddenly there is this crazy old lady in my bus!
And she was trying to steal my apron!
And I was like "Hey crazy old lady, that's not yours."
And she said "It is too mine."
And I said, "That can't be, I made it!"
Then an old man came on the bus, and said, "Sorry about her, she's a kleptomaniac." He made the old woman put back the apron, and I watched them walk away. Suddenly crazy old lady turns around and she's got handfuls of my craft stuff, aprons and what not, and is cackling and running away from me.
Then I woke up.
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? Thoughts? Anyone? Bueller?
Labels: dreams
posted by Geek+Nerd at 10:19 PM
6 Comments:
Are you worried that you will love the christmas gifts you plan to make so much that you won't want to give them away? :-)
I would say it's probably more likely you had too much caffeine or ate something weird before bed. I always pay for late-night nachos with bizarre dreams.
That's pretty funny - I think it just means that you fear for the safety and well-being of your crafty stuff. Who doesn't?? heehee.
I think that it maybe a reaction to cold medicine. It happens to me all the time.
Just enjoy!
I think it means you miss your crazy old mummy whose holding your craft magazines hostage hehe Just a thought,I could be wrong.
i can't help you with the 'what does it all mean' thing, but it's kind of spooky is it not that there is a VW camper van for sale a few blocks from my shed, in the most loveliest chartreuse color. it is haunting my thoughts day and night. in my head i've decked it out in all it's glory... i need to make it mine and 'dottie angel' it with barkcloth curtains and doilies...
me thinks it most interesting that you too felt a VW van would look 'pretty sweet' tricked out 'dottie angel' style... ummm, i feel my van calling me right now, as i tippity type, i need a plan
Tif :)
My therapist (TMI) told me that all parts of a dream are parts of you. So, that crazy old lady is a part of your personality and the old man that tried to escort her away is another part of your personality. SO... think about it that way and what does it mean to you?
OK, time's up...get off my couch and give me $80!
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